Aanya, 22 — Downtown Dubai

Hi, Aanya here, and today's mood is politely sarcastic, which happens every time a tourist in Downtown Dubai asks me where the fountain is while standing right beside it. I'm an Indian girl of 22, 166 cm and 52 kg, and I'm the one who travels: I visit you in your hotel room or the apartment you're staying in, never the other way round, so you can stay comfortable and I can enjoy a lift ride with a view. I like hotel lobbies with good music and staff who pretend not to notice anything. I'm relaxed, I'm punctual, and I have a straight face that confuses people for the first five minutes. After that they usually work out that I'm joking. I love masala dosa, late walks once the air cools, and men who answer questions with more than one word. Tell me where you're staying and when, and I'll let you know if I can make it 😉