Elizabeth, 24 — Downtown Dubai

hello, Elizabeth speaking, and yes i know its a very long name for someone who types this lazy, you can shorten it, everyone does eventually. im European, 24, and i live in Downtown Dubai, which means i see the tallest building in the world every single morning and still get tourists asking me where it is.. its right there. behind you. the big one)) i can host you at my place in Downtown or show up at your hotel or rented apartment, i have no strong preference as long as the lift works and the doorman doesnt look at me like i stole something. im 169 cm and 48 kg and i will be the one in flat shoes because i refuse to suffer for fashion in this heat, i did it once and my feet still remember. i also have strong opinions about karak tea, it should be sweet enough to hurt a little i like men who can laugh at themselves, who dont send me a one word message and then disappear for three days, and who understand that sarcasm is my love language. i promise im nicer than i sound, mostly. tell me something interesting in your first message, a fact, a complaint about Dubai drivers, anything, and i will decide if you are worth my clever replies