Jess, 21

Hi, I'm Jess, and today my mood is mildly smug because I parallel parked on the first try and nobody was there to see it. Colombian, 21, 168 cm, living in Dubai, a city that eats dinner at eleven and still acts surprised when I'm hungry at nine. We can meet at my place or at your hotel. I'm easy about location, less easy about people who show up with a different plan from the one we agreed. About me: I'm calm, I under-react to most things, and I find life funnier than my face suggests. I like spicy food, cold rooms, and men who can make a joke without explaining it afterwards. 🙂 I don't like being called princess in the first message. It's not a crime, it's just a strong start in the wrong direction. Dubai observation of the week: every café here is either completely empty or has a forty-minute queue. There is no middle. I have accepted this and now carry a book. Also, I sleep with the AC on full even in the cool months and I refuse to discuss it. If you want to meet, write something that shows you have a personality, mention a day, and I'll answer in a tone that's friendlier than this text suggests.