Maryana, 22

Good afternoon. Maryana here, and today my mood is cautiously optimistic, which for me counts as euphoria. I'm Ukrainian, 22, and 175 cm tall, which in heels turns me into a small Dubai skyscraper, appropriately. I live in Dubai and have made peace with the heat, the traffic and the fact that every new building has a name that sounds like a perfume. We meet at mine or at your hotel or apartment. I'm flexible about the where, firm about the when. I'm calm, a little sarcastic, and I don't laugh at jokes just to be polite. When I laugh, you've earned it. Things I enjoy: long dinners, strong coffee, people who read the menu before the waiter arrives. Things I could live without: men who start with hey and then vanish for three hours. I'm warmer than this sounds. My ideal Dubai evening is a terrace, a breeze that finally isn't hot, and someone who can talk about something other than crypto. If you'd like to meet, write a proper sentence or two, mention a day, and I'll reply. Possibly with a joke. Possibly at your expense, but kindly.