Neetu, 22 — JVC

Ever been lost in JVC? I'm Neetu, 22, Indian, and I've given directions to so many taxi drivers there that I now come to you instead, at your hotel or apartment, purely to protect everyone's sanity. 🚕 JVC is lovely, by the way, it's just that every street looks like the last one and the roundabouts seem to multiply at night. 🔄 I'm 168 cm and 52 kg, I have a calm face and a busy brain, and I find most things mildly funny, including myself. 😄 I like masala dosa for breakfast, cold coffee for lunch, and quiet hotel rooms with heavy curtains in the evening. I'm good company if you like dry humour and conversation that goes somewhere; less so if you want someone to laugh at every sentence on cue. I don't enjoy long debates about plans or messages that only say hey. 🙄 Send me the name of your hotel and a time, and I'll take it from there, ideally without getting lost. 🗺️