Rossy, 23 — Business Bay

Is Business Bay ever going to be finished? I'm Rossy, 23, and I live there anyway, falling asleep to the sound of somebody building yet another tower. I have started to find it soothing, which probably says something about me that I would rather not examine. I'm 168 cm, 55 kg, calm by default and funny when nobody expects it. Either you come round to mine in Business Bay, or I come to wherever you are staying, hotel or apartment, which saves you from the parking here, and I would not wish that on anyone. Either way, I like an evening with a clear start and no stress. I'm a good listener, though I will occasionally interrupt with an opinion you did not ask for. I consider it my small contribution to society. Things that make me happy: freshly squeezed orange juice, the first properly cool evening of the season, and a man who says what he means. Things that do not: plans that stay vague until the last minute, and anyone who insists that Business Bay is just Downtown with a different name. It is not. We have more cranes. Send me a message with a little personality in it. I don't need a poem, only some proof that you're a person and not a copy and paste.