Mizi, 23 — Dubai Marina

Hello from my sofa in Dubai Marina. I'm Mizi, and from here I can see more yachts than parking spaces, which tells you most of what you need to know about the neighbourhood. I'm 23, European, 170 cm, and I have lived here long enough to stop pointing at every boat. People in the Marina walk their dogs in tiny shoes because the pavement gets hot, and I have decided this is the most reasonable thing in the whole city. I can host you at my place, which has strong air conditioning and a sofa that has heard many opinions, or I can be the one who travels, to whichever hotel or block of flats you are in, if you would rather stay put. Either way I arrive in a decent mood and keep my sarcasm at about half volume. As for me, I am not complicated, I just sound like it. I like conversations that go somewhere strange, sparkling water with too much lime and people who admit when they have no idea what they are talking about. I do not like being called darling in the first message, it makes me feel like a character in an old film. If you want to make a good impression, ask me a question you actually want the answer to. I will answer honestly, possibly with a raised eyebrow, but honestly. Tell me roughly when you are free and where you would like to meet, and we can take it from there without fifteen messages of small talk.