Victoria, 22 — Downtown Dubai

Hello, tried Downtown on foot at rush hour? I am Victoria, 22, European, and I gave that up after one attempt, which is partly why I only come to you, at your hotel room or apartment, and leave the heroic walking to people in fitness adverts. I am 170 cm, 52 kg, and I arrive on time, which in this city apparently counts as a rare talent. I do not host, so there is no need to ask about my place; yours will do nicely, and I promise to admire the view even if it is of a car park. As for me, I am calm, a little sarcastic and quite easy to be around once you realise the sarcasm is affectionate. I like Downtown Dubai in the evening when the lights come on and the tourists finally stop filming the same tower from the same angle. I like good espresso, silly films and men who can hold a conversation without checking their phone every two minutes. Tell me where you are staying and roughly when, and I will tell you honestly if it works. If you want to impress me, ask an interesting question. If you want to lose me, open with a compliment you clearly copied from somewhere else.